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[checkouts]

— asher yang, but please call him ash. — 24, but looks ... 23. he's a vampire. a new-ish one. — as your typical horny twenty-something-year-old, ash attends a "buzzoils party" hosted by a brother-sister duo with whomst he desired to sleep — be it with one or the other or both. he's obviously too smart to fall for one of those cheesy ass multi-level marketing pyramid schemes. obviously. — too bad said multi-level marketing pyramid scheme is just the front group for a huge, nationwide coven of vampires, biting and turning new recruits each and every day to grow their downlines — including asher, who ends up super fucking weirded out when he wakes up dizzy on the couch of an unfamiliar living room with newly heightened senses that nearly overwhelm him. — hasn't told his parents or little brother, because, like — how does someone tell their family that they're immortal and have a sudden unending need for blood? — gets a job at a mid-level hotel working overnights at the front desk, which is actually a pretty sweet gig considering his new nocturnal lifestyle. his parents are so proud of their baby for even moving out of his childhood home. convenient. — said hotel houses guests of the magical and non-magical variety, which suits ash just fine; he likes to think of himself as a guy with impeccable taste, after all, so he's fairly determined to sample as much as he's allowed. — just a normal guy who likes to scroll through tiktok and watch bad reality tv in his free time ... when he's not sleeping twelve hours a day to avoid the sunlight and flirting with patrons at the hotel bar before it closes for the evening. — thinks he's smoother than he is, but it works for him most of the time. ash generally tries to stay even-tempered and calm, but sometimes he succumbs to the feelings of existential dread that he tends to ignore, cranky and snappish when he thinks about outliving his family and everything he knows. — anyway, he's a hot sexcii business casual vampy. 🧛‍♂️